Top 10 List: Signs You're Being Pestered About Being Mean

10.  You're attacking their token political party spokesperson(s).

9.    Emailed Facebook notification asks why you can't say anything positive.

8.    The setting on your "Sarcasm Generator" is stuck on "Attack Limbaugh" and won't move toward the center.

7.     "Running for Vice President for Dummies" is being written by both Sarah Palin and Joe Biden.

6.      You plumb run out of nice things to say.

5.      Dave Barry is mentally talking to you to attack Obama at a pin's drop.

4.      Pat Robertson spoke to by the late Jerry Falwell to attack the next nation who suffers a natural disaster.

3.      Politics destroyed your nice streak, your looks and your double-wide trailer.

2.      The last rumored question from Michael Jackson was "Where's Bubbles?"

1.       You make fun of a politician who thinks 1 + 1 = 11 and believes they can see Russia from their house.